#5. You’re using chocolate body paint to sign cheques.
#4. Ripped photos of your ex mysteriously show up in the blender.
#3. There’s chocolate flavored vomit by the kitty litter box.*
#2. “You’ve Got Mail” has been a repeat DVD for 3 weeks.
Drumroll...
...and the #1 sign it’s Valentine’s Day at your house:
You use Fruits & Passion aromatherapy massage oil to fry your sweetie's bacon and eggs.
- "Sweet n' Sour Hearts", writer's group
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