Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Top 5 signs it’s Valentine’s Day at your house

#5. You’re using chocolate body paint to sign cheques.

#4. Ripped photos of your ex mysteriously show up in the blender.

#3. There’s chocolate flavored vomit by the kitty litter box.*

#2. “You’ve Got Mail” has been a repeat DVD for 3 weeks.


Drumroll...

...and the #1 sign it’s Valentine’s Day at your house:


You use Fruits & Passion aromatherapy massage oil to fry your sweetie's bacon and eggs.


- "Sweet n' Sour Hearts", writer's group

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